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Another Bath With You

from Share Your Toys by Gavin Osborn

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lyrics

According to Cosmo, it’s just as sexy as a skinny dip
Good for your relationship, a bastion of bliss
But now my back’s against the hot tap, and I know they told you that the scalp
Was an untapped erogenous zone, let me tell you...they were wrong
You’re trapped between my legs, squeezed like a business executive’s
Stress-relieving tennis ball, covered head to toe in oil
Peppermint and pomegranate, grape seeds and jojoba
Were never meant to be one scent, what the hell’s jojoba?
Is this some kind of joke, when did we stop using soap,
That magazine came with free cream, meant for massaging my earlobes
But who drinks wine in the tub, holding a handful of salt scrub
While giving sensual head rubs, with an electric toothbrush?
And I hope, that it shows, just how much I love you
But I don’t, ever want another bath with you
They say “chillax, go with the flow” but that candle’s burning near my robe
And there’s carpeting in here, I’m seeing fire hazards everywhere
Can’t you just massage yourself? My knees are wedged under the bath shelf,
It‘s not heaven this is hell, and I can’t reach the shower gel
Sade’s on the iPod, with Morcheeba and Massive Attack
If this is the cost of bathing, I want my 96p back
I should be excited, but it’s just my hackles rising
‘Cos it’s a bathroom not the Nineties, at The Ministry of Sound
And we miscalculated, our water to weight ratio.
Climbing in behind you I caused an overflow
And now here we are pretending, that we hope it’s never-ending
Both secretly concerned, mould on the tiles is getting worse
Let’s leave the issue of deep tissue, to a trained therapist
As knots in our shoulders tighten, thinking of TV we’ve missed
We’d get out, But we’re stuck, And there’s an imprint of a plastic duck
On my left butt-cheek, Let’s never speak of this again

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from Share Your Toys, released April 12, 2015

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